my new favorite phrase
I've learned a new phrase in balmer from some of my patients since i've been here:
"I got banked"
saying you got banked, means you got jacked, or robbed. Which tends to happen a lot in Balmer.
Here is how to use it in a sentance:
"Shit did you hear that last week even our mailman got banked? Yeah some bitch held that motherfucker up and stole anything that looked like a check." (true story)
My fellow interns and I have begun adapting it to mean generally fucked. ie:
"damn my new er schedule this month sucks, I have like 19 shifts and they are all at night."
"shit dude you got banked, that sucks"
I got banked is second only to "my babies daddy" which I hear much too often while interviewing mothers. for instance here is some real conversation:
"so where do you and your baby live?"
(mumbling) "wif my buddersbabydaddy"
(mumbling) "wif my bruddersbabiesdaddy"
"ummmm, can you say that again?"
(slightly less mumbled) "wif my bruddersbabies daddy"
"i'm sorry i can't understa..."
(a nurse in the backround) "she said her brothers babies daddy"
"oh.... I see."